30+ Memes for You and Yours

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    This is your sign to buy these socks with your friends katie + @katieburrows64 That's enough social media for today
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    Aggressive morning texts from my grandpa... Grandpa > LIQUID V ENERGY MULTIPLIER CIT This stuff hits different. Way better than that stuff u drink with your silly friends. Want to crush triceps today? You have zero arm definition No Delivered
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    He's just like me fr XIXXX It has been O day(s) since I smacked someone for no reason.
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    HydeLA Hurricane Ida is coming straight for me tomorrow night, so I took home the stray cat that hangs outside the Rehab I work at so it'll have shelter and protection from the Disaster. Meet Soup!
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    Stadium worker gets support from his best friend in the stand every time he's working BEN FC FCB FCE 151! Are you Ben? Yes. He's my best friend. He always comes to watch the match. Always, always.
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    doctor: 'yeah yeah the xray is safe' also doctor: P
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    Being an adult is so weird. Im just unsupervised all the time? How unsafe
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    crab needs less humidity @namekianprince Can a neurotypical person please explain their definition of a reason vs an excuse? Because I am genuinely confused. When asked "why did you do it this way?", I'm going to explain my process to you, because you asked. But as I start talking you go "I don't want your excuses"?
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    Emily @emily_hillstrom my tiny italian landlord strikes again Today 7:37 PM There's an attractive man here to see you Haha - that's John! You can send him back down stairs. Is John going to be a regular guest? Well... John's a good friend.. but he's gay if that's what you're asking me You could get a straight guy here if you learned a good pasta. This Sunday, come upstairs, I'll show you how to make a Rissotto that will get you married and out of my basement. Read 7:41 PM
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    I've got 99 problems, 67 are because a lack of money and 32 are due to procrastination
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    Tom Walton @edgeblend I just found out that in Finland they called mozzarella "Moomin meat" and now I will never not see it as that
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    Why do I rewind the show then pick my phone back up & miss the same part again
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    Kate @Kateness8 One time I was out with a guy and he needed new jeans so he opened up maps and just typed in "pants"
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    I thought I accidentally photographed the second coming of Christ but it was just a stranger and a statue Timed Perfection @perfection_time If only there was an account dedicated to perfectly timed photos....
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    I HATE IT WHEN I'M TALKING TO MYSELF AND SUDDENLY REALIZE I WASN'T LISTENING AND THEN HAVE TO START ALL OVER.
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    Thought this was Bert from Sesame Street. I need coffee
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    Arron Crascall The problem with "treat yourself" is that I don't know how to stop. I had a bad day in March and I've been treating myself ever since
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    Lloyd Rang @lloydrang Every marriage has one person who throws things out, and a garbage-loving chaos goblin who says "But I was saving that!"
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    Grapes. Grapes Grapes Ingredients: Grapes Grapes Grapes GRAPES Grapes
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    Dr Meming @Dr_Meming Me jumping between tasks but never quite finishing anything Parkour!
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    The purrfect snow globe doesn't ex---
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    Even the Mormons are fed up Darn the Police
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    The Japanese Snow Fairy, is one of the deadliest predatory birds. Its claws exude a terrifying 0.000000013 foot pounds of pressure, and its razor sharp beak can puncture nearly any light paper bag, if the bag is wetted first.
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    When you're an inflight safety pamphlet designer who definitely knows what babies look like
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    jilliancares Anonymous said (I'm a guy btw) so i have had this guy friend for about 8 years and once i ate 35 cups of Diet Pudding TM so he called me "diet pudding cup boy" for a long time but after 8 years it was shortened to "puddin" so everyone thought we're were dating?? i shook it off for a while but then one day he said "are we in a relationship or r we in a brolationship??" and i was like "if u wanna date that's cool w me" and he straight up kissed me (Imao) we've been dating ever since t
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    Glenn @Shenaniglenns Executioner: last meal? Me: I want to eat the electric chair Executioner [through walkie talkie]: can he do that
  • 27
    Pro tip: stirring Olive Oil into your Cilantro makes it easier to scrape straight into the garbage.
  • 28
    Olympic cameraman stopped filming field hockey to focus on a cockroach in the game's final minutes, baffling fans ARG ESPO 5:20 4TH
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    18h ago from Camera Roll 120h ago by Avonţaief 5502 from Camera Roll kraziest thing to me is ppl on the subway with NO inventory at all like zero items jus straight person Send a chat Send a chat Send a chat
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    He eat. He sleep. But most importantly, he hold him's own feet.
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    french be like: mmm dinner

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